Hindi Nepali Jokes

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

"I love you a ton!"

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My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.

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haku: oe ram chito bihe gar taw taile bihe garis vanye  kasto moj huncha!

ram: maile bihe gare vanye talai kasari moj huncha ni ???

haku:taw din vari office janchas moh tero budi sanga moj garthea.....

ram:khoi bihe garchu vaneko taw ho ni tara tero bahini mandai mandaina ......