Hindi Nepali Jokes

pizza

ram : hello pizza hut!!

recepsionist : hello hajur lai kasari madat garna sakchu ?

ram: pizza banauna madat gari dinus na ghar ma .........

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modhi : law oli van . Samudra ko bich ma aap ko boot cha rey . Aaba aap kasari nikalne ???

oli : Zetpack lagaune ani udera gayera tipne ni.

modhi : zetpack chai timro bau le dincha taw ???

oli : ani samudra ko bich ma aap ko boot chai tero bau e ropcha taw .....?