Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . .
Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do..
2 Din se Bhukha Hoon” . .
Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:"
Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . .
Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Haan” . . .
Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar